Good morning.
I am writing to inform everyone of a vital new initiative here at Absolute Radio, designed to make all of our afternoon tea-times just a little bit less stressful. Several departments have had input into the development of this critical policy.
Basically, there are never any mugs in the zoo after lunchtime, because everyone keeps the ones they used at the start of the day on their desks, where they sit idly. If we all returned our old mugs to the zoo at some point in the late morning, then a strategic dishwasher run could be done in plenty of time for the afternoon tea-run.
SO!
At around 11:30 every morning, expect to hear a bing-bong reminding staff to please return their used mugs to the zoo, and ideally place them directly into the dishwasher. The workies will then kindly turn on said dishwasher at noon every day.
All feedback welcome – this has been rubber-stamped by some of the top-brass…
Love from
Mug-man
(Adrian Hieatt)


