Hello you.

Iain Lee here. Hope you’re well and stuff. If you’re not, I may be able to help. And if you are well, I think I can make you even wellerer.

I can’t count the number of times I have been sat at home and wished that I had some of the mentals who called my show, sat there with me watching Mistresses. Actually, that’s a lie. I have never wanted any of them to be actually near me – in fact that’s quite scary. But I have considered the fun I could have by having recordings of their voices to play at a moments notice. Sadly, I’ve never found a way to make this possible.

UNTIL NOW!

A lovely chap called Rob has made my dreams come true by building an iPhone application app that allows me (and by me, I really mean you) to have the 3 most popular (and by most popular, I mean they just call in a lot) callers to my show on permanent stand-by. That’s right, if you download the Iain Lee Show App, you can have Barry From Watford talking dirty, Vinny mumbling, and Andre from Basildon mumbling dirty and drunkenly ANY TIME YOU WANT!

These 3 chaps have donated their voices and their souls to this project, and it would be such a shame for that generosity to go to waste. Saying that, I’m not sure if Andre knows we’ve used his voice. I did tell him and offer to send him some promos, but he’s probably forgotten by now.

Anyway, amuse your friends, pleasure your work colleagues and get in trouble with your teacher by playing these sound clips as often and as loud as you like. There is also a hidden ‘I’m a cougar’ Easter Egg.

But that’s not all…

The Iain Lee Show iPhone Application app also allows you to interact with the show in bold new ways that no other radio show is doing (I think) I know have the ability and technology to send you the topics for the next few shows before we even go on air. I can see only one drawback to this – I often don’t think of the topics until the first record is coming to an end. But never fear, now this function is here, I will try and work a bit harder.

But that’s not all…

I can also send out things for you to vote on, and you can vote on them. Obviously. I can’t think of any examples now, but it would be like a votey type question with options, you would then like click on the thing you thought and I would get the results and, er, like, um, well, to be honest, I’m not sure what I would do with them, but I would do something with them.

But that’s not all…

…actually, I think that is all. There may be more, I can’t remember.

Anyway, dig this. It is Absolutely free. What more could you want?

My boss, Mr. Grace was reluctant to release this. He said we couldn’t get the figures to make it worthwhile. I told him we could get 10,000 downloads easy. I am now regretting saying that, because if we don’t, I will get in trouble. So, would you mind downloading it, even if you hate me? Ta.

Also, nick your friends iPhones, iPads and the other i- thing, you know, the walkman thing, and download it on them. If you’re in an Apple store, download the app onto that. Basically, do whatever you can to get downloads.

You can find it in the Absolute Radio section of iTunes, or if you type in Iain Lee it should come up.

Thanks for this. I owe you one.

Iain Lee

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The Iain Lee Show mobile application is available now via iTunes.  It joins the complete range of Absolute Radio applications for mobile. Get it here http://bit.ly/IainLeeApp