Introducing – Tim Shaw

So! My first blog of many weird, eccentric ramblings to come. The question is what should you all expect?

Well, the new show will be called Absolution and the name says it all; madness and a regular colostomy bag of some of the world’s weirdest and freakiest characters.

Describing what will happen is tricky. Best thing is, come in and join in on the show. Its radio as it should be, not gloating from its ivory towers, with the doors literally swung open to anyone. Mark my words, everyone will end up in on the show; My Nan, Ex-SAS soldiers, dead people, my wife, porn stars, politicians, street cleaners, stupid celebs, fighter pilots, ex-drug smugglers, my daughters, gangsters and your mum. The aim is to re-define the dictionary meaning of the word rehab to “a place where people are rehabilitated from normality back to clinical insanity” – two intensive sessions a week should do it.

Over the last four years I’ve thought long and hard about what I do and actually devised a formula for, what I believe, is the perfect late-night radio show. Whoomp, here it is! Every other show I’ve done has been nothing but a warm up for the show – 10 -1pm on Friday and Saturday nights on Absolute Radio.
If you haven’t met me I’m the skinny fat bloke with a wife and 2 kids (wife Hayley, kids Sophie 8, Annabel 3 – hello Mum!); 34 years old, 6 foot 5 inches, kidney stones, in-growing toenail, one slightly sticky-outy ear, rogue hair in right ear, left-handed, weird exploding heel disease, degrees in useless stuff, beard, Mr Inappropriate Ch4 Balls of Steel, premature, sitting down belly, 9 broken arms, fingernail biter, the amazing farting eye trick, 2 jokes, run over by runaway kebab van, deportation, Fifth Gear Ch5, brown hair.

Excellent – all that and I haven’t once mentioned the fact that I’ve been fired 10 times and all those radio fines. Maybe next time?

Tim Shaw

A Brief History Of One Golden Square by Adam Bowie

Absolute Radio is based at One Golden Square, and Virgin Radio has been based at the same address since its launch in 1993. Golden Square is in the heart of Soho, and it actually has some fascinating history including a wonderful musical past in this very building.

Today when you head into London, you may well head towards the West End to shop or visit cinemas or theatres, but of course, London grew out of the City which is east of where we’re based.

There’s a great book called The Ghost Map by Steven Johnson about the last great cholera epidemic in London, in the part of Soho surrounding Golden Square, detailing how the disease was finally understood to be spread by contaminated water.

An early paragraph in the book sets the scene:

In the middle of the Great Plague of 1665, the Earl of Craven purchased a block of land in a semirural area to the west of central London called Soho Field. He built thirty-six small houses “for the reception of poor and miserable objects” suffering from the plague. The rest of the land was used as a mass grave. Each night, the death carts would empty dozens of corpes into the earth. By some estimates, over four thousand plague-infected bodies were buried there in a matter of months. Nearby residents gave it the appropriately macabre-sounding name of “Earl Craven’s pest-field,” or “Craven’s field” for short. For two generations, no one dared erect a foundation in the land for fear of infection. Eventually, the city’s inexorable drive for shelter won out over its fear of disease, and the pesthouse fields became the fashionable district of Golden Square, populated largely by aristocrats and Huguenot immigrants. For another century, the skeletons lay undisturbed beneath the churn of city commerce, until late summer of 1854, when another outbreak came to Golden Square and brought those grims souls back to haunt their final resting grounds once more.

In other words, Golden Square is built over the dead bodies of four thousand people who died during the plague 340 years ago.

The map extract below from 1658 shows the edge of the city of London as it then was. Golden Square is somewhere near the windmill in the top-left hand corner of this image – a field in countryside. The crossroads just below it is now Piccadilly Circus, while the bottom right hand corner shows Charing Cross.

Having been known as Pesthouse Field following the burying of the plague-bodies, it then became known as Gelding Close because horses had been kept thereabouts. It’s also thought possible that there was a tavern called the Gelding.

But as the area was divided into plots, the new residents thought that Gelding Close wasn’t refined enough for them and the name had been changed to Golden Square by the early eighteenth century.

The map below shows how all the plots were divided up, and it’s thought that Sir Christopher Wren might have had a hand in determining how this happened. Buildings on the plot had to be of high quality, made from brick or stone. There had to be “substantial pavements” and “sufficient sewers”, while “noysome and offensive trades” would not be tollerated (In Soho? Never).

As you can see, plot 1, was then, as it still is, in the top right hand corner of the square.

One Golden Square was one of the last sites to be developed with the first building going up in 1705/6.

The first occupant of the building was Lord Maudaunt, but he spent most of his time fighting wars in the Low Countries with the Duke of Marlborough’s armies. Then the 4th Lord Byron – an ancestor of the poet who would be born a hundred or so years later – lived here for a while, before the building and several adjoining ones were bequested to a foundation that provided scholarships to children of the poor. The Bishop of Salisbury also resided here temporarily.

Between 1794 and 1861 a certain William Stodart took up residence – beginning the site’s musical heritage. His firm made harpsichords and pianos; there were a number of makers and manufacturers of the instruments based all around the square including the famous Broadwood firm who had a warehouse at number 9.

Stodart’s father, Robert, patented the first “Grand” piano a few years earlier, while William Stodart patented the “Upright” piano.

Stodart’s piano was described by a competitor as “a new mechanism which combined the utility of a bookcase with the musical use of this odd piece of furniture.”

There’s still a heritage of musical instruments in the square with Foote’s music shop at number 10.

Charles Dickens used Golden Square as the home of Ralph Nickleby, Nicholas’ antagonistic uncle in The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby which was published in 1838/9. Dickens also reflects the square’s musical links in this description of the square from the novel:

Two or three violins and a wind instrument from the Opera band reside within its precincts. Its boarding-houses are musical, and the notes of pianos and harps float in the evening time round the head of the mournful statue, the guardian genius of a little wilderness of shrubs, in the centre of the square. On a summer’s night, windows are thrown open, and groups of swarthy moustached men are seen by the passer-by, lounging at the casements, and smoking fearfully. Sounds of gruff voices practising vocal music invade the evening’s silence; and the fumes of choice tobacco scent the air. There, snuff and cigars, and German pipes and flutes, and violins and violoncellos, divide the supremacy between them. It is the region of song and smoke. Street bands are on their mettle in Golden Square; and itinerant glee-singers quaver involuntarily as they raise their voices within its boundaries.

By the turn of the twentieth century Golden Square was at the heart of the textile trade with a tweed manufacturer taking residence, Henry Ballentyne & Sons. But in October 1913 the building was badly damaged by fire and was finally demolished in 1927 before being rebuilt as it is today.

Adam

For more information, as well as the book mentioned above, you can read about the history of Golden Square at British History online. And thanks should also go to an un-named local historian who wrote into the station many years ago with some background history. And thanks to Lee Price for the photo of the Stodart piano detail.

What Do They Really Think? by Rowan Link

So we’ve all started to chat to our sales clients about our new brand name and generally the response has been good, but let’s be honest would you really expect it to be bad? There are few agency/advertisers out there that are going to say “I don’t like it.” It’s only a word its and its not made up and its inoffensive – it’s what’s behind it that really counts.

“So what is behind it,” they ask ?

We tell the story of our new owners and it’s so easy to enthuse about this part as it’s genuinely exciting to talk about TIML and the history of this truly gigantic media parent. We have them in the palm of our hands at this point. Thinking, uumm, I better sit up and listen to these guys – they’re BIG. Their minds are thinking about how can they pitch for our business.

We then move into Absolute Radio and the story behind how we were born and finally what we stand for.
They like it, they nod lots, the brand book goes down a storm as it would; it feels like a cutting edge brand, not like something they’ve seen before from a million other media owners.

Then the questions start.

‘Real Music’ being one of those and what does it REALLY mean? We explain this with various different stories (stories always bring something to life) from X Factor and Louis Walsh, to The Police and Roxanne, and never heard and rediscover.

The Question then comes back – “I just don’t get this Real Music and what you mean by it.”

So the question I ask you bloggers is what does Real Music on Absolute Radio mean to you? I’d love to hear your thoughts and build up a bigger library of Real Music stories.

Another interesting question that has arisen is do your listeners currently listen because of the brand or the personalities?

Now if our presenters were out with us on these meetings I’m sure they’d have something to say on this but actually they’d be right. From our research we know it really is the personalities that our listeners really do love and we’ll need to make sure all our clients know this as it’s really important when ditching a 15 year old brand name.

What we do know is that our clients want reassurance that spending on us during this change is the right thing to do. They want to know what’s going to keep existing users/listeners and what’s going to bring new ones in.

This launch is all about openness and really believing it’s not our product but actually something we share with 5 million others each month. They have a voice, and we have ears, so between us all I’m confident we’ll keep them (and you) and bring a whole new bunch along as well.

Rowan

Paul Brown Joins Us On Monday

Paul Brown will be joining us as Absolute Radio’s new Head of Technology on Monday. He joins us from RadioWorks where his colleagues made him a leaving video he’s very keen that everyone should see.

New Boy, New Brand by Chris Lawson

So I’ve been here four weeks now, and what a trip! We’re all starting to get used to the new name now and it feels good to see it above reception, online, on the front cover of Media Week and talked about on the BBC.

It sounds good on air and with the exception of only a few grumbles most people seem genuinely happy and excited about the new brand and as we always said: “If you stand for everybody, then you’ll end up standing for nobody.”

It’s been a manic month and along with launching an amazing new brand which will be known for decades to come, there are some other things I’m still trying to figure out. Like the digital teams’s obsession with RockBand, Cat’s ferocious appetite to find a story, Clive’s ability to send emails from anywhere at any time and still never be found in any meeting room, Clare’s ability to deal with any crisis and the DJ’s lack of ego. It’s early days but we should take a deep breath and be proud of what we achieved in such a short space of time.

This would have taken ½ a year normally and everyone has worked incredibly hard, including our community of listeners and VIPs. They have really been part of this launch by contributing ideas, asking questions, telling us when we’ve got it wrong, carrying out podcasts with Clive, sticking up for us in the forums and reminding us of the blindingly obvious. Unfortunately a lot of people, (including me) have lost the ability to spell and so far we’ve had 31 different spellings of Absolute. For some reason they keep forgetting to put an ‘e’ on the end and asking whether we will do it in Blackcurrant?

The VIPs have taken to heart the idea that we want to get our attitude back, and renamed themselves Asbo’s! They are enjoying their new found freedom and we have hardly started. Things change quickly though and only four weeks ago I was the new boy but now I’m not, Dougal is.

Everyone has moved on. They aren’t judging me on what they’ve heard about me, or my past reputation, or saying “give it time”. It’s about what I do next and that will be the same for the brand. The name won’t sound new for long and our community of listeners, webusers and media types will want to see changes happen and they will soon get tired of the crossfade messages.

So what am I doing next? Well, we’ve just signed a deal with a great comedy actor from across the water who will be in our TV and viral campaign so that’s the next big job.

Got to say though, if the next six months are as fun and exciting as the last month I’m going to keep my “new boy” title as the luckiest man in media.

Chris